Kiwanis Incredible Duck Splash

Produced by Kiwanis Club of Glendale

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Kiwanis Incredible Duck Splash

"Fowl Language"

A certain amount of 'fowl' language (definitely not 'foul language' since this is a family event oriented towards kids) has been found useful in promoting a rubber duck race. We hope some of the suggestions here may appeal to your needs. Additional suggestions are most welcome.

Acronyms

  • DUCK - Don't Underestimate Caring Kiwanians
  • KIDS - Kiwanis Incredible Duck Splash

Glossary of words and phrases

  • abducktion
  • achy breaky drakey
  • all ducked out
  • Count Duckula
  • deducktion
  • duck chocolate
  • duck horse candidate
  • duck room (where you keep photos of your ducks)
  • the duck stops here
  • Duckin' Donuts
  • earthquack
  • Fast? He's quack as a bunny!
  • hot diggity duck
  • inducktion
  • passing the duck
  • producks
  • The quack brown fox...
  • the quack of dawn (roosters beware)
  • quack up
  • quacktivities
  • reduckulous
  • slam duck
  • tall, duck and handsome
  • tax deducktable
  • valeducktorian
  • wise quacks
  • you quack me up
  • zippity doo duck

Book, song, and movie titles slightly adapted

  • Alien Ducks of the Deep
  • Down In The Boonducks
  • The Duck Adopter's Guide to the Galaxy
  • Duck and Jane series
  • Duck Days of Glendale: A Series of Reduckulous Events
  • Duck Eyes
  • Duck's Ransom
  • The Duck Tower
  • Fun With Duck And Jane
  • Gone With the Ducks
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Ducklings
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Ducks
  • Harry Potter and the Ducks of Azkaban
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Fee Ducks
  • House of Wax Ducks
  • Ice Duck Princess
  • Jonathan Livingston Duck
  • Joy Duck Club
  • Kingdom of Heavenly Ducks
  • Lord of the Ducks
  • A Lot Like Ducks
  • Meet the Flockers
  • Million Dollar Baby Duck
  • Moby Duck
  • Quack to the Future
  • The Quackville Horror
  • A Shot in the Duck
  • Sittin' On The Duck Of The Bay
  • The Upside of Duck Anger

Clothing

  • Levi's Duckers

History

  • The Duck Ages

Physics/Astronomy

  • Duck Matter (not the stuff they leave behind)
  • Duck side of the moon
  • Duck Star (Star Wars)

Opening Lines/Sayings

  • "It was a duck and stormy night..."
  • Is there a ducktor in the house? (No quacks, please.)

Celebrities

  • Duck Van Dyke
  • Duck Cavett
  • Duck Cheney
  • Duck Clark
  • Kirk and Michael Duckless

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